Inventing “The ’Preserved Clap’ carriage”
Last May, I wrote a series of postings about Dr. Preserved Clap of Hadley.
This was probably the most that anyone had written about Dr. Clap in two hundred years.
While doing that research, I ran some web searches for Clap’s name to feel sure I wasn’t missing additional sources. Google Books in particular has been hugely valuable for unearthing leads in state and local histories.
However, Google has prioritized its generative A.I. programming, putting that output at the top of search results. Here are some ways Google—once the most powerful, most useful way to search for information that humanity had yet devised—explained Preserved Clap:
Dr. Preserved Clap had nothing to do with ambulances. The “carriage” he invented was a gun carriage for mounting cannon. Dr. James Thacher didn’t mention Clap in his Military Journal or his American Medical Biography. The carriage that Google showed has no link to Revolutionary America.
Of course, that text doesn’t reflect how the Google A.I. program would respond to the same query now. Even back then the service would put out different responses from one day to another according to a completely opaque process. Today the programming is using my writing from May to provide more accurate answers about Dr. Preserved Clap.
That’s because generative A.I. programs based on large-language models aren’t really designed to supply true answers to questions. They’re designed to provide plausible answers based on the statistical likelihood of how sentences flow. By releasing a few articles about Dr. Preserved Clap into the world, I altered what sentences about him are likely to say.
Back when I first ran this search, Google’s programming constructed what seemed like the most probable answer about a doctor and a “carriage,” gussied up with references to another Revolutionary doctor and a big Revolutionary event. It roped in a pretty picture of a carriage. The result was what’s come to be called a “hallucination,” a false description of the world offered with seeming confidence and authority. It’s one of the unavoidable pitfalls of this programming.
TOMORROW: Handwriting analysis.
This was probably the most that anyone had written about Dr. Clap in two hundred years.
While doing that research, I ran some web searches for Clap’s name to feel sure I wasn’t missing additional sources. Google Books in particular has been hugely valuable for unearthing leads in state and local histories.
However, Google has prioritized its generative A.I. programming, putting that output at the top of search results. Here are some ways Google—once the most powerful, most useful way to search for information that humanity had yet devised—explained Preserved Clap:
The "Preserved Clap" carriage is a specific, modified light ambulance-style carriage used to transport the sick and wounded, famously used during the Revolutionary War siege of Yorktown and developed by Preserved Clap, a Continental Army artificer known for his mechanical ingenuity. [1, 2] . .That response was accompanied by a thumbnail photo of the “Chariot d’Orsay” made in Paris in 1875–1885, featured in Art & Architecture Quarterly’s article about the Long Island Museum of American Art, History & Carriages, as shown above.
The Inventor: Preserved Clap was a Massachusetts-born craftsman with great mechanical abilities. During the Revolutionary War, he worked at the Continental artificer shops and also claimed to have discovered an improved method for boring cannons.
* The Carriage Invention: In 1780, Clap designed and constructed a specialized medical transport carriage. This carriage was later detailed by Dr. James Thacher in his military journals and drawn by an artillery officer present at the siege of Yorktown.
Dr. Preserved Clap had nothing to do with ambulances. The “carriage” he invented was a gun carriage for mounting cannon. Dr. James Thacher didn’t mention Clap in his Military Journal or his American Medical Biography. The carriage that Google showed has no link to Revolutionary America.
Of course, that text doesn’t reflect how the Google A.I. program would respond to the same query now. Even back then the service would put out different responses from one day to another according to a completely opaque process. Today the programming is using my writing from May to provide more accurate answers about Dr. Preserved Clap.
That’s because generative A.I. programs based on large-language models aren’t really designed to supply true answers to questions. They’re designed to provide plausible answers based on the statistical likelihood of how sentences flow. By releasing a few articles about Dr. Preserved Clap into the world, I altered what sentences about him are likely to say.
Back when I first ran this search, Google’s programming constructed what seemed like the most probable answer about a doctor and a “carriage,” gussied up with references to another Revolutionary doctor and a big Revolutionary event. It roped in a pretty picture of a carriage. The result was what’s come to be called a “hallucination,” a false description of the world offered with seeming confidence and authority. It’s one of the unavoidable pitfalls of this programming.
TOMORROW: Handwriting analysis.

